Friday, June 21, 2002

we just got off from the salon. he's got another new hairstyle (a second in three weeks) so he's pretty jumpin' up and down about it. thinks he's soo good looking and everything.. like josh harttnet he says. right. early this moring he picked me up later than he's suppose to and when i got inside his dad's car (he looks exactly like him ) he's playing the album make yourself by incubus and i hear brandon boyd's voice and i swing. hey, i just remembered my hamster gave birth last wednesday, but no matter, she ate them a while ago. that's fuckin kind of sick. Anyway, that reminds me of my former classmate, a real monster bitch. you should see her ass, or where its suppose to be in other circumstances that she has one. you know. cuz its kinda drooping just right over the back of her shin. hahahahahaha yea its true. never seen one of those freaks before? no? aw come on. you'll be missin half of your life time's laughing fits!!! oh, and here's another preview, her nose? its like those preteen grown potatoes they use to make foot long french fries. really. and her arms weigh like 2 tons each! hehe guess how SMALL that looks. hey you know who you are, would you tell me where you get those excessive fats and calories? cuz my boyfriend here needs a lot of it. maybe you could lyposuck a few barrels for him? stellar? i.dont.think.so.

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