WANTED: beach bums

i've been wanting to go to the beach for a loooong time already. my friends want tagaytay but i don't want to go there. i want to go to the beach. is there a beach in tagaytay? im also very depressed but you can't let people know about things like that. they always get suspicious. but im awfully down, i think im sort of developing idiocy. the things i do and the mistakes i make are getting so old and absurd now that ive been doing it rather sporadically. honestly its awful, i swear.